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		<title>Not Enough Sleep</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:08:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jayson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently I&#8217;ve been working too many hours and not getting the sleep I need. I had to cancel a meeting this morning with the Hamilton County GOP after a late late night. Here&#8217;s my exchange with my wife as she tried to wake me up this morning&#8230;]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Apparently I&#8217;ve been working too many hours and not getting the sleep I need. I had to cancel a meeting this morning with the Hamilton County GOP after a late late night.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Here&#8217;s my exchange with my wife as she tried to wake me up this morning&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Stephen Colbert Chimes in on Blippy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jayson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I blogged about Blippy a few weeks ago. Apparently, I&#8217;m not the only one that doesn&#8217;t get it. Watch Stephen Colbert&#8217;s take on it below. The Colbert Report Mon &#8211; Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c The Word &#8211; Cognoscor Ergo Sum www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Economy Related articles by Zemanta Blogger Week on [...]]]></description>
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<p>I <a href="http://jaysonmanship.com/2010/01/blippy-i-dont-understand/">blogged about Blippy</a> a few weeks ago. Apparently, I&#8217;m not the only one that doesn&#8217;t get it. Watch Stephen Colbert&#8217;s take on it below.</p>
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		<title>The opposite of a thank you card &#8211; Poo You</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:28:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jayson</dc:creator>
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		<title>They glued their balls to their thighs&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 17:54:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jayson</dc:creator>
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